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He who remains calm while those around him panics probably doesn’t know what is going on.

He who remains calm while those around him panics probably doesn’t know what is going on.

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It’s not advisable to drink too much strong liquors while climbing in the Alps. If, however, you are going to fall over a cliff, it’s advisable to be thoroughly intoxicated when you do so. English alpinist

It’s not advisable to drink too much strong liquors while climbing in the Alps. If, however, you are going to fall over a cliff, it’s advisable to be thoroughly intoxicated when you do so. English alpinist

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Watch out w’en yu er gittin all you want. Fattenin’ hogs ain’t in luck. – Joel Chandler Harris

Watch out w’en yu er gittin all you want. Fattenin’ hogs ain’t in luck. Joel Chandler Harris

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It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. – Mark Twain

It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. Mark Twain

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She has a nice sense of rumor.

She has a nice sense of rumor. John Cutler

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A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

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Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line – The Princess Bride

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You have a great gift for rhyme…Yes, yes, some of the time… The Princess Bride

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While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? Miracle Max

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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. Continue reading

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