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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost

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Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

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After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. Robert Frost

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. Oscar Wilde

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually appoach eighteen.

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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