Tag Archives: Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Twain

Posted on November 14, 2010 by admin

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain Share this: Email StumbleUpon Facebook Digg Print Reddit

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It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. – Mark Twain

Posted on October 30, 2010 by admin

It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. Mark Twain Share this: Email StumbleUpon Facebook Digg Print Reddit

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually appoach eighteen.

Posted on October 9, 2010 by Dave

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The vender was a venerable Irishman with a benevolent face and a tongue that worked easily in the socket, and from him we…

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Dave

They don’t drink it, sir. They can’t drink it, sir. Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him, sir.’ Continue reading →

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Dave

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When I was younger, I could remember anything whether it happened or not. Mark Twain

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Dave

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There are threee kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistice. Mark Twain

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Dave

There are threee kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistice. Continue reading →

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I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twain

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Dave

I can live for two months on a good compliment. Continue reading →

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain

Posted on September 17, 2010 by admin

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Continue reading →

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Mark Twain

Posted on September 16, 2010 by Dave

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Continue reading →

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