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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. Mark Twain

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It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. – Mark Twain

It never occurs to an adolescent that he will someday be as dumb as his father. Mark Twain

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually appoach eighteen.

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The vender was a venerable Irishman with a benevolent face and a tongue that worked easily in the socket, and from him we…

They don’t drink it, sir. They can’t drink it, sir. Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him, sir.’ Continue reading

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not

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When I was younger, I could remember anything whether it happened or not. Mark Twain

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There are threee kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistice. Mark Twain

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I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twain

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. Mark Twain

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