Tag Archives: Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra nickel

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

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Yogi Berra on funerals

Always go to other peoples’ funerals otherwise they won’t go to yours.

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Yogi Berra napping

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

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Yogi Berra going somewhere

If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll wind up somewhere else.

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Yogi Berra Sleeping

If I didn’t wake up, I’d still be sleeping.

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Yogi Berra – perfect world

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

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Yogi Berra Theory

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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Yogi Berra – It ain’t over

It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

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Yogi Berra – getting late

It gets late awfully early around here.

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Yogi Berra – 90% of the game…

Ninety percent of this game is mental, and the other half is physical.

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